Diamond Net Pants - White

Well, let me tell you about these pants! First off, let's clarify: no, the pants do not come with a model's body, unfortunately. And speaking of bodies, these pants don't quite fit like the model's. Sure, they're sexy, but they're a bit saggy in the front, not exactly the snug fit you might hope for. Sitting in them? Well, let's just say it's not a comfortable experience. So, I took these babies to Jamaica, thinking they'd be the perfect island attire. But oh boy, did they disappoint! They couldn't handle the dutty whining (trust me, it's a workout), and before I knew it, they were falling apart faster than a sandcastle at high tide! Had to scramble for another pair, but hey, at least I was still cute amidst the wardrobe malfunction, right?